happy belated birthday huifen<3
you are a girl, not a fern.
do not despair that you are short.
you will get guys who are not in your cohort.
(i'm sorry i couldn't do better :D but its not like you're any better at rhyming)

huifen, my dear friend,
to you there is no end.
except for the top of your head
then that one is just a dead end.
(i'm trying to say you're short.)

huifen you dear old girl
how are you, does your hair curl?
maybe one day you'll bring your guns
and we can, together, have some fun!
(we have fun together?)


huifen oh huifen you dear darling soul
have you ever taken the mrt, held on to a pole?
your dancing is wonderful-- oh fine average
but you couldn't pay me to pay you a wage.
(interpret this how you will)

huifen dear huifen my dear ahh.
you will one day have a big car
and you will take me for a ride
to my british accent wedding, right?
(you will come to my fake british accent wedding)

sigh.

i am posting so that when i come to see my cool, pretty, wonderful, eggmazing sheep, i do not have a gimongegg old barbie face staring at me when i scroll down.

so.

school has passsed in the swooshing of exams exams and more exams. did that sound cheem? i hope it did. i am trying to get better in lit!

it sure was eggciting to have eggventures with my eggquantances in eggriculture class with miss wong my geogreggphy teacher :D

no there is no eggxact point for this post. i am wasting inveggluable space!

ooh!ooh! there are new movies! how---

OMG. BRILLIANT JOKE. but before that.

SHOOTING IHG. I KNOW WHO WONNNNNNNNNN. I CALCULATED THE SCORE. me and my TARBET senior! we tabulated all the scores AND WE KNOW. cool right! its like insiders news! but i think i hurt my elbow cocking the senior riflesD:



okayokay. JOKEJOKE! (i'm sorry if this insults anyone but it shouldn't cos its a mindless joke with no malicious intent. serious.)


ahbeng and ahlian went on a date. At the end of the date, ahlian said to ahbeng

"ahbeng ah. i had a great time. budden i scared dat i miss the last bus so i go first horh."

they said their greetings and when ahlian reached the bus stop, ahbeng suddenly realised

"eh? i got car leh. i can drive her home!"

so he shouted at ahlian way over at the bus stop, emphasizing with hand actions,

"AHLIAN AH. I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME."

but ahlian was too far away and could not hear! so ahbeng shouted even louder,

"AH LIAN AHHH. I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME!"

ahlian understood, and pointed to her boobs and then her temples with both hands, repeatedly. The bus came, and ahlian got on and went home.

Although ahbeng was slightly confused, he still liked ahlian a lot. SO, he invited her for a second dinner. During dinner, he asked ah lian,

"ahlian, yesterday horh i say 'i can drive you home' then what you say ah?"

ahlian replied,

"yesterday you said 'i can drive you home' den i say 'nehmind, nehmind'"

AHAHAHAHA. okayokay. for those who don't quite understand, try saying the last word one syllable at a time, with the hand actions done by ahlian. :D

credits go to denise tan<3 of chungchenghigh!

MYFRENCHEXAMFROMEMELINE'SBLOG.

give my love to the leprechauns. says (11:21 PM):
so the picture was one of those rows of shophouses?
so i said it was china town
and the teacher said "eh? read the signboard"
but i didn't understand her so i just smiled
then she pointed at a sign board and it was in tamil
so i was like"OH. its little india! non, petit indie"
which is a direct translation of small india
which is quite close to little india


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i think the picture was like taken personally by a teacher
so there was this person's head
and you could only see like a thin strip of hair
and cos i couldn't think of a fifth sentence to describe the picture
i said, there is a person.
and the teacher was like "huh? where!"
and i tried to say bottom left corner in french
but she stared confusedly at me
so i just pointed, then she giggled.
i think i said
surprise place below


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my compo was so bloody sad
120words on how these two people met and fell in love
cos i chose the picture where this macho guy was standing next to a nerd woman with a thought bubble"e=mc2"
so i wrote she was on her way to shcool
it was her bday but she had chinese exam so no choice but to go to school
and then right i wanted the guy to bump gently into her on the streets
but then i forgot how to say
guy, bump, gently, and streets
so i said
Alex fell on her.


goodlucktodoobieonherfrenchD:

heehee:D

here's something that will BLOW YOUR MIND!

WE FOUND A VOLCANO (sung to the tune "on top of spaghetti")

On top of the Mountain
all covered in snow
We found a grey volcanooooo
How? nobody knows.

We went to the crater,
and swum all around.
But then the red magma,
Blew out of the ground.

It blew me quite nicely,
all over the place.
and below me i saw
a gigantic face.

The face was as grey
as grey could be.
but then i woke up and
i was in my tree.

i screamed it out loud.
i screamed it out soft
but then passing people
thought my head was lost

so next time you find a
volcano
becareful to make sure
that nobody knows.

AHAHAA. i did the first bit(in blue) while i was trying to brainstorm for my physical recommendation during geog pt! :D i made the rest up IMPROMPTU!

yesh. i rock.

didn't it blow your mind?!