my recent posts are really short compared to my old ones... boo.

right... so... funny things that happen...

i can't really remember...

how about...

five most embarassing times in my short twelve-yeared life...

i'm sure i can do this...

the time where i fought with some friend in a fish shop about which fish food to buy... and i accidentally on purpose whacked all the fishfoodbottles, whose covers were all open, into the fish tank... we had to pay for all of it... we bought some red bottled fish food in the end.

the time where i had to make an announcement in english class but i couldn't stop giggling... so the entire class was staring at me... and i was standing there.... laughing... and i couldn't stop... laughing... so i continued... laughing... and amanda had to make the announcement for me.

the time where i had to wear this weird necklace of leaves and stand on stage for half a minute... during which i shouted,"mati liao, the witch is here!" but emem and cherie were both with me in equally ridiculous unique costumes. so that wasn't so bad...

the time where i recounted one of mayo's lame jokes at a family dinner and no one laughed... i can only imagine the thoughts running through their heads... "is this what rgps teaches the students? fluffypinkpingpongball jokes?" "i think i was supposed to laugh... but no one else is... so... maybe not" "i sure wouldn't want to her right now"... :( AND I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO TELL THE JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. i was forced.

the time i very stupidly ran to my tuition class cos i thought i was late... and when i barged into the WRONG room, everyone in it stared at me incredulously... and i had to back out slowly while murmuring my sincerest apologies in broken chinese... and then when i ran into the CORRECT room, the teacher stared at me and said that my class wasn't for fifteen minutes... and so, i backed out again, redfaced, and stared at my watch, wanting to hear it tick... the ticking either clams me or irritates me... but anyways, i had to stare at my watch for two minutes before realising that this watch hadn't worked for like... two years... we just never got round to fixing it... and i have so many more... it really doesn't matter... except for times like this... where i grab it by mistake and... yeah... so dumb.

i think i'll do the funniest times in my life next time.

:D