sigh.

i am posting so that when i come to see my cool, pretty, wonderful, eggmazing sheep, i do not have a gimongegg old barbie face staring at me when i scroll down.

so.

school has passsed in the swooshing of exams exams and more exams. did that sound cheem? i hope it did. i am trying to get better in lit!

it sure was eggciting to have eggventures with my eggquantances in eggriculture class with miss wong my geogreggphy teacher :D

no there is no eggxact point for this post. i am wasting inveggluable space!

ooh!ooh! there are new movies! how---

OMG. BRILLIANT JOKE. but before that.

SHOOTING IHG. I KNOW WHO WONNNNNNNNNN. I CALCULATED THE SCORE. me and my TARBET senior! we tabulated all the scores AND WE KNOW. cool right! its like insiders news! but i think i hurt my elbow cocking the senior riflesD:



okayokay. JOKEJOKE! (i'm sorry if this insults anyone but it shouldn't cos its a mindless joke with no malicious intent. serious.)


ahbeng and ahlian went on a date. At the end of the date, ahlian said to ahbeng

"ahbeng ah. i had a great time. budden i scared dat i miss the last bus so i go first horh."

they said their greetings and when ahlian reached the bus stop, ahbeng suddenly realised

"eh? i got car leh. i can drive her home!"

so he shouted at ahlian way over at the bus stop, emphasizing with hand actions,

"AHLIAN AH. I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME."

but ahlian was too far away and could not hear! so ahbeng shouted even louder,

"AH LIAN AHHH. I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME!"

ahlian understood, and pointed to her boobs and then her temples with both hands, repeatedly. The bus came, and ahlian got on and went home.

Although ahbeng was slightly confused, he still liked ahlian a lot. SO, he invited her for a second dinner. During dinner, he asked ah lian,

"ahlian, yesterday horh i say 'i can drive you home' then what you say ah?"

ahlian replied,

"yesterday you said 'i can drive you home' den i say 'nehmind, nehmind'"

AHAHAHAHA. okayokay. for those who don't quite understand, try saying the last word one syllable at a time, with the hand actions done by ahlian. :D

credits go to denise tan<3 of chungchenghigh!

MYFRENCHEXAMFROMEMELINE'SBLOG.

give my love to the leprechauns. says (11:21 PM):
so the picture was one of those rows of shophouses?
so i said it was china town
and the teacher said "eh? read the signboard"
but i didn't understand her so i just smiled
then she pointed at a sign board and it was in tamil
so i was like"OH. its little india! non, petit indie"
which is a direct translation of small india
which is quite close to little india


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i think the picture was like taken personally by a teacher
so there was this person's head
and you could only see like a thin strip of hair
and cos i couldn't think of a fifth sentence to describe the picture
i said, there is a person.
and the teacher was like "huh? where!"
and i tried to say bottom left corner in french
but she stared confusedly at me
so i just pointed, then she giggled.
i think i said
surprise place below


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my compo was so bloody sad
120words on how these two people met and fell in love
cos i chose the picture where this macho guy was standing next to a nerd woman with a thought bubble"e=mc2"
so i wrote she was on her way to shcool
it was her bday but she had chinese exam so no choice but to go to school
and then right i wanted the guy to bump gently into her on the streets
but then i forgot how to say
guy, bump, gently, and streets
so i said
Alex fell on her.


goodlucktodoobieonherfrenchD: